When you're going on a date, don't risk getting a nervous stomach and/or eating something that doesn't agree with you. Nothing spoils a date faster than farts (She's looking at you, wondering if you did it. You've got eyes darting everywhere, trying to avoid an admission of guilt on your face.) or frequent trips to the bathroom (i.e. the squirts). Even if you're just a little rumbly in your tumbly, it's still going to ruin the date because you won't be able to relax and be yourself. So don't take the chance, just take two Pepto-Bismol Chewable Tablets before you leave the house and you'll be fine. Seriously, it works like a charm.
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." Benjamin Franklin said that shit. You think you're smarter than Benjamin Franklin? You're arrogant.
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